The Feesh Groper

sairobee:

but i wanted to use that thing in my hands: a memoir

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yellingatnuns:

Rolling by ErA

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in-the-end-you-will-always-kneel:

ASSEMBLE!

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legendarium-enthusiast:

Gondorian Helmets

i think i saw fountain guard during the carnival

I like to imagine that all of these helmets have the wings and that only when the person wearing it is surprised do they pop out to their full glorious span.

I’m afraid you are wrong. The wings pop out when a guard is courting another guard! It’s their courting ritual.

Are you impressed, Citadel Captain? I have strutted back and forth before thee thrice, flapping each wing alternately and also puffing up my impressive throat poach, to better indicate my virility. I have also brought thee these pebbles, which are most shiny. Perhaps you would like to hear a song about my boner? *suggestive warbling* 

Oh. My. God.

*dies laughing*

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fat-birds:

the-psychotic-biotic:

APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDS

this really needed to be on this blog

coelasquid:

I dare you to be in a bad mood after watching this.

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garfieldminusgarfield:

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This is how I feel at school.

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